Find this poem quite interesting so just paste it on here to share with you all. :)
His blog is 阿傑故事很秋天 narrativeautumn
WHERE ON EARTH IS MY RM 31 ?????
Can I buy the best telescope by using RM 31
To see the poor schools all the way from the outer space
To see the children, who, can’t afford to study
To see the patients, who, are suffering because of lack of $$$, to see the doctors
To see the old folks, who, are lonely and homeless
To see the nation’s poverty, starvation, struggle, and hopelessness,
After, paying RM 31
Can I recruit the best teacher by using RM 31
To, teach us, the essence of humility,
So that, when I spend RM 3.1K to fly to the UK,
I won’t argue with the pilot, that,
I too am a pilot….
To avoid demonstrating a joke in front of the passengers (if not the world)
Can I buy the best glasses (of near-sighted, far-sighted, presbyopia, astigmatism)
To let us see clearly:
1. The workers in the estates, who contributed a lot to the nation,
their children are somehow, not having enough clothes and are naked
2. The families destructed by shovels
3. Stagnant wages, wallets and purses on diet, expenses > income
4. Dependent on loans, bank notes fly
5. Robberies and rapes, where to complaint? Speechless, when, we stare at the sky
All in all, the people’s grievance and helplessness
Can I buy the best hearing aid,
To listen to the poor, when asking for the returning of the 31 bank notes,
All the way from the outer space
I dress up and drive a luxorious car to embellish my face,
Jamming on the road to feign as an advanced citizen,
But I am starving, have no $$$ to buy meals,
Dreaming and sleeping when I faint from starvation,
Vaguely I heard:
“Dear travellers, do you know that the roti canai and teh tarik served in the outer space, cost RM 15.5, respectively. It’s really highly priviledged, and suit you a lot. Please pay by using the POVERTY credit card, or let the people pay. We will serve you the elegant food after payment,”
Five minutes later:
“Dear travellers, please fasten your seatbelts, we will serve you elegant roti canai and teh tarik in a second. Please remember to promote to your friends on earth that they will surely become astronauts after finished eating these meals. THE OUTER SPACE TRAVEL 2007, your best destination. To realise the second-round astronaut dream, please call 1234567, our specialized staffs will answer all your questions,”
太空漫游2007
31元可否
买到最好的望远镜
从宇宙天际看见破烂的学校
看见渴望读书识字而无钱上学的孩子
看见痛苦呻吟而无钱医病的病人
看见孤苦伶仃无家可归的老人
看见举国上下
人人掏出31元之后的
穷困、饥饿、挣扎、绝望
31元可否
请到最好的教师
教人虚怀若谷
花个RM 3.1K飞去英国
可以乖乖坐在飞机上
不去机舱跟机长理论
说我是飞行员教其余乘客（全世界？）笑话
31元可否
买到最好的（老花、近视、远视、散光）眼镜
教人看得见
1.在园丘割树胶为国奉献
家里孩子却一丝不挂
2.惨遭神手赶出家园
3.工资不涨减肥中的皮包入不敷出
4.举债度日钞票似乎长了翅膀
5.奸淫掳掠投诉无门无语问苍天
的人们的忧伤与无助
31元可否
买到最好的助听器
从宇宙天际听见
穷人追讨31元的呼喊
我西装笔挺开名车装饰门面塞车扮先进
但我很饥饿无钱开饭
饿昏了倒头便睡梦中依稀听见：
「各位旅客您好，您可知道？高挂在渺邈宇宙的印度煎饼与拉茶，各售RM 15.5，高贵得很，适用于尊贵的您。请用刷POVERTY银行信用卡付帐，或选择由人民口袋里的钱代缴，付款完毕，我们即将为您奉上高雅的美食。」
五分钟后：
「各位旅客您好，请系紧腰带，我们即将为您提供高贵印度煎饼与拉茶，用餐过后请记得向在地球的朋友宣传，吃了保证摇身变成太空人。太空漫游2007，您的理想天堂。欲一圆最二轮太空人，请拨专线1234567，我们将有专人耐心为您解答所有疑虑。」
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